Drunken Lady

A Man and His Wife Are at a Restaurant and the Husband Keeps Staring at an Old Drunken Lady Swigging Her Gin at a Nearby Table.

His Wife Asks, “Do You Know Her?”

“Yes,” Sighs the Husband.

“She’s My Ex-wife, she Took to Drinking Right after We Divorced Seven Years Ago, and I Hear She Hasn’t Been Sober Since.”

“My God!” Says the Wife.

“Who Would Think a Person Could Go on Celebrating That Long?”

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