Wendy’s is one of the many popular fast-food chains in America that competes with big names like Mcdonald’s and Burger King. The thing that sets Wendy’s apart is their hilarious Twitter account. From roasting their competitors about food quality to making fun of users for choosing other fast-food chains, whoever is behind this account is a genius. We found the most hilarious tweets that will have you laughing out loud. Continue reading to see just the genius burns that Wendy’s is dishing out.
1. Did You Mean The Nearest Trash Can?
Sometimes, less is more and you can get a message across with few words. Here, Wendy’s proved that a picture is worth a thousand words.
Asking a fast food restaurant for directions to one of their competitors can only lead to a feisty response, and Wendy’s did not disappoint.
2. What Is A Refrigerator?
While most people realize that fast-food restaurants do not use 100 percent fresh ingredients, and many chains use frozen meat, Wendy’s has always been adamant about using fresh meat.
People find it hard to believe that they use fresh meat, and one person questioned how they ensure that it is fresh. Wendy’s had one simple answer, a refrigerator. Who would have thought!
3. Wendy’s Vs Burger King
Many of the different fast-food chains have different versions of the same deals. They are always trying to compete with each other to make their deals more appealing.
Wendy’s fired back to remind Burger King that Wendy’s has better food because theirs is edible.
4. Wendy’s Gives Advice On Friendship
If your friends ever want to go to a different fast-food chain beside Wendy’s, you should find new friends. At least that was the advice this person got from Twitter.
It might not be the best advice, but Wendy’s is superior to all other fast-food chains.
5. He Asked For It
Wendy’s does not hold back when you ask to be roasted by them on Twitter. This guy was asking for it, literally.
We are not sure if he was happy with being compared to Bart Simpson, but he got what he wanted.
6. Wendy’s Does Not Lie
Wendy’s is open 24/7, so they don’t sleep. Maybe they could use some sleep because they seem a little cranky with this tweet.
They could have said good morning, but instead, they had a sassy comeback. Maybe they need a nap.
7. Stating The Obvious
If you don’t live near Wendy’s, your best option is to move closer to one.
The closer you are to them the better your life will be apparent.
8. “Hey Siri, How Do You Treat Burns?”
Do not ever tell Wendy’s that their food is bad. They will come at you to discredit your opinion.
You are not allowed to diss the quality of their food because they do not like those types of opinions.
9. Classic Pick-Up Lines
Quality pick-up lines are hard to find these days. They are mostly trashy and sleazy, but Wendy’s is here to save the day.
If you drop a few sugar packets at your crush’s feet and say you dropped your name tag, they will fall for you instantly.
10. Fries Before Guys
The most important thing that Wendy’s Twitter account will teach you is that fries come before guys.
You don’t need a man; you need the four for $4 deal from Wendy’s.
11. Wendy’s Or Navigation System
We are under the impression that Wendy’s does not like to give people advice about what to order from their competitors.
Instead of offering you an answer to your original question, they say you should get to your nearest Wendy’s.
12. Roasting People Is Fun
Wendy’s loves when people ask to be roasted. They do not hold back with their cheeky insults.
They know he thought he was cool with his 51 followers, so they had to call him out on it.
13. No Corners Were Cut
Wendy’s has a unique burger shape because it is square compare to the traditional round burger.
The reason their burgers are square is that they don’t cut corners. That’s a pretty good reason.
14. We Thought It Was Much Cheaper Than That
We thought that a Big Mac only cost a few dollars, but apparently it is worth much more.
If you buy a Big Mac, it will cost you your dignity because it is not from Wendy’s.
15. Don’t Bet On It
Although he was being clever, he thought that mocking an iconic twitter account would not land him in a mousetrap.
He was severely underestimating Wendy’s here. They combine the perfect amount of sass and honesty to make everyone laugh – but not without a dig at the trolls’ expense
16. Everyone Gets A Participation Ribbon
Burger King is a big competitor to Wendy’s, but according to them, there really is no competition.
So when Burger King fans try to come at them, they bite back and say that BK only gets participation trophies.
17. Mom’s Spaghetti
A rap battle wouldn’t be complete without an ode to mom’s spaghetti from a line in Lose Yourself by Eminem.
Wendy’s is always up for a good rap battle, but be prepared to lose if you challenge them.
18. Run!
If you are at McDonald’s stop whatever you are doing and leave immediately.
Instead, find the nearest Wendy’s to correct your wrongdoing.
19. Freshest In The Game
For anyone who doesn’t know, beef is also a term for someone who has a lot of disagreements with people at once.
We think Wendy’s has more beef, and it is fresh, not frozen.
20. Break Up With Her
If your significant other does not like Wendy’s, you should probably seek help or break up with them.
It is hard not to like Wendy’s delicious food, so there must be something wrong with his girlfriend.
21. Leave Taco Bell And Go To Wendy’s
Usually, people don’t compare Taco Bell to Wendy’s because they make two different styles of food, but they are still competitors.
Wendy’s wants you to know that when you go to any other fast-food chain other than Wendy’s, you are at the wrong place.
22. You Are Canceled
Have you ever been canceled by a fast-food Twitter account? Probably not, but Sophia has, and it burned when it happened.
She tried to say that the food at Wendy’s was not good, but they did not want to hear it. She should have just deleted her account.
23. “No, This Is Patrick.”
In an ode to Spongebob Squarepants, someone tweeted at Wendy’s asking if it was the Krusty Krab. Wendy’s had the best and only response.
Like the scene in the cartoon, how many times did they tweet back and forth before Wendy’s stopped answering?
24. Things Got Ugly
When Wendy’s needs a comeback, they know how to cut deep. Someone compared their menu to trash, and they had a hurtful response.
In response, they compared his baby pictures to trash, which is pretty harsh. Don’t fight the bull if you can’t take the horns.
25. Exposing McDonald’s
Mcdonald’s walked into this one by saying that a majority of their burgers will be cooked with fresh beef, but what about the ones that aren’t in the majority?
Wendy’s had the same idea, so they called them out in a reply tweet to clarify that they don’t use fresh beef in all of their restaurants.
26. They Make It Too Easy
We aren’t sure who messed up McDonald’s tweet, but it made them look pretty dumb when they accidentally tweeted an incomplete tweet.
Also, McDonald’s ice cream machines are always broken, so Wendy’s had to mention that to make them look like fools.
27. Sorry, But You Are Wrong
Wendy’s is in the business to make food, not friends. They made that clear with this response. Either you like their food, or you’re wrong.
The person who tweeted this question got themselves a laugh when reading Wendy’s response. Some may take offense to these savage comebacks, but people try to get Wendy’s to respond.
28. Why Doesn’t Anyone Know What A Refrigerator Is
We thought refrigerators were more well-known than this. It seems like some people do not know how they work.
Maybe Wendy’s should tweet out some information about how refrigerators work so their followers can understand better.
29. Very Literal
The popular sandwich shop, Subway, is also a competitor of Wendy’s, yet Wendy’s is not worried about them.
The only subway worth visiting is the underground one that takes you through New York City.
30. Incognito Mode
More than one person has wondered who is behind the savage Twitter account, but a magician never reveals their secrets.
Despite the hilarious comeback, the person behind the account who set this sassy tone was Amy Brown who was the social media manager from 2012-2018.
31. A Sad Valentine’s Day
Sure they will defend their burgers to the end of time, but they are not looking to give you serious relationship advice.
We kind of agree with Wendy’s on this one; if she has to ask a fast-food chain for advice, it might be a hopeless situation.
32. Put That Burn On Ice
Wendy’s is definitely taking its beef with other chains very seriously. They are not afraid to throw some shade at their competitors if they need to.
They just can’t help themselves and must point out how McDonald’s uses frozen beef, and we have to admit, fresh meat does sound better.
33. Calling Everyone Out
If your parents have ever said, “We are not mad, we are disappointed,” you know that they are really hurt by something you did, and that is how Wendy’s feels.
He should go to the closest Wendy’s and take a picture to redeem himself and maybe score a free burger.
34. Just Get Out
The trend of people asking Wendy’s what to eat at other fast-food chains has been going on for so long; you would think Wendy’s would simply start ignoring these tweets.
We are not sure if this was the first time they used In n’ Out, but Wendy’s always has a snappy response for the internet trolls.
35. Please Get Your Friends
This girl figured it would be funny to tell the girls in her dorm the wrong address to a party, but lucky for them, they ended up at a Wendy’s instead.
They must have enjoyed hanging out there so much that they refused to leave, but the employees were ready for them to go.
36. Wendy’s Is Already A Princess
Burger King thought they were getting some respect, thanks to a fan who said she wanted to “go on a date with Wendy’s and take them to a real burger joint….Burger King”.
We all know Wendy’s is independent and doesn’t need a king, so they declined that offer and reminded everyone that burger king uses frozen meat.
37. Health Advice From Wendy’s
It seems like people are trying to pick fights with the fast-food giant, and they never know what the response will be from Wendy’s.
For the first time, Wendy’s took the high road and responded with maturity instead of hitting back at the troll. They were probably hoping for a different response.
38. Why Would You Do That To Yourself?
Self-love is important in this day and age, and although Wendy’s can be savage at times, they want you to take care of yourself.
Their response was justified because no one should ever eat every single item off of a fast-food menu.
39. Roasted With Little To No Information
When you ask to be roasted by Wendy’s you should be prepared for them to have a well thought out burn prepared.
In this case, they had barely any information to work with and still got him good. They had to work with what they had, and it was still a good roast.
40. Better Luck Next Time
When you tell Wendy’s that you are going to one of their competitors, usually they would have a sharp remark not to go there, but not this time.
In this case, they went for a polite response because they need to be respectful sometimes to keep their humility.
41. So Shady
Carl’s Jr. is another competitor of Wendy’s, and Andrew decided to ask how these compare to each other.
Instead of replying right away, Wendy’s waited for the perfect time to strike with some evidence that they aren’t as popular.
42. Lesson 1: Never Troll Wendy’s
This poor guy just wanted to get the word out about his mix-tape and how amazing it was by tweeting at Wendy’s, but they took it too far.
Their reply insinuates that they listened to the mix-tape and did not like it. They didn’t have to crush his dreams.
43. Stay Savage
Black Friday is the biggest shopping day of the year with some incredible deals, but the deals are not just for stores, they can be for restaurants too.
Instead of actual deals, Wendy’s is giving away two for one savage tweets. We don’t know if you want to take that deal.
44. Spilling The Tea
Wendy’s typically keeps their savage tweets strictly business, but here they made a slight detour to the topic of scams when it was brought up by a twitter user.
Wendy’s wasn’t mentioned in the tweet, but they couldn’t miss this perfect opportunity to expose their competitors.
45. Be Honest With Yourself
We are getting tired of people asking Wendy’s what they should get at McDonalds because they should know the response by now.
Wendy’s also thinks that people should know the answer after so many people have tweeted them the same question.
46. The Love Is Real
Not all tweets come with sassy remarks; some of them are merely praising Wendy’s.
When someone does say something nice to them, they can only thank them for their kind words.
47. When The Troller Gets Trolled
Wendy’s does not like being compared to other fast-food restaurants, especially not McDonald’s. When they announced a new chicken sandwich, someone replied to ask them if it was a McChicken.
Comparing their masterpiece to a McChicken was not taken lightly at Wendy’s headquarter, and they were not about to laugh at an absurd joke like that.
48. Wendy’s Doesn’t Care About Your Opinions
Why did this person only mention Wendy’s and not Burger King? Well, Wendy’s was wondering the same thing.
At least Wendy’s was able to see it and have a comeback.
49. From Burgers To Movie Reviews
Since Wendy’s became the fast-food queen of twitter, people have wanted to see what else they have opinions on.
People wanted to know what movies they liked, but sadly they were not allowed to turn their account into a movie review account.
50. It’s A Trap
In a follow up to the movie review question, Frank Pallotta, who is an entertainment reporter for CNN said he would be screwed if they started writing about movies.
He must know that Wendy’s would gain more popularity than his reviews.
51. Stranded On An Island
It is always a fun game to play to see what people would bring to a stranded on a deserted island.
Wendy’s posed a logical question because there would be no way to get the food anyway.
52. Where’s The Beef?
When someone wrote on twitter asking, “Where’s the beef,” Wendy’s had the perfect response because beef is also slang for on-going arguments.
Their reply perfectly summed up all the types of beef they could be using.
Unusual People We Would Only See At Walmart
Ashley Lez
This article was originally published on Kueez
Going to Walmart is always an adventure. The superstore attracts people from all walks of life, which means that you never know who you are going to see or what strange situations you will encounter. From people with exotic pets to unique fashions, these are the strangest people spotted at Walmart. Continue reading to see the hilarious people of Walmart.
“Uggs”
There are some people who love designer brands, but those brands can be very expensive. This person wanted a pair of genuine Uggs but they cost a lot of money.
Instead of buying a knock off pair that looks similar, this person chose to tape on a piece of paper with the word “ugg.” Interesting choice, but not very believable.
Roles Reversed?
Okay, we are a bit confused here. Don’t you think the mom should be pushing the shopping cart and not the kid?
We are not judging anyone here but we cannot think of any possible explanation of this one, especially when the lady has a toddler with her. Needless to say, it could be dangerous for her and the toddler.
Men… Take Notes
If any man wants to look classy and sexy at the same time, now is the time to take notes. We can’t really explain what type of look this guy wanted, but he surely nailed it big time.
We thought those days are gone when jeans were low enough that the underwear was hanging out. Well, we were wrong.
Advice: Don’t Mess With Her
Some may find this t-shirt funny, but our guess is that most people will find it intimidating. As your well-wishers, we would highly advise you not to mess with a person wearing a shirt like this.
In reality, maybe she is capable of a lot more than this. But we have to look at the other side of the story as well. There is a possibility that this woman had some really bad experiences in the recent past.
Conga Line Scooter Style
Whenever you shop at large superstores like Walmart, you are bound to see people using electric scooters. Although, you might not see them in a conga line style like this picture.
These carts are for people unable to walk around the store, and we are guessing that these people are using them to mess around.
She Can Walk!
As we said before, electric scooters are supposed to be used by people who cannot get around the store easily. This woman seems to be perfectly capable of climbing, so we’re confused as to why she chose to use one of those scooters, but to each their own.
She got caught on camera, and it’s a miracle she didn’t fall. We do not suggest using scooters as step ladders, that’s for sure.
“By The Power Vested In Me By This Walmart Store, I Now Pronounce You Man And Wife”
People dream about their weddings for their entire lives. When you picture the venue for your wedding, you might be envisioning a church/temple or a wedding hall, but we bet you weren’t picturing the aisles of Walmart.
This couple must have a deep connection to this store because they decided to have their special day in the snack aisle. That is bizzare, yet romantic.
Monkey Business
When you think of the average pet, you might think of dogs, cats, fish, or maybe a hamster. Typically, monkeys are found in the wild, and should not be pets, but this woman is going against the norms.
Animals become part of your family, and this woman thinks of her monkey as a child. Maybe people thought the monkey was a newborn baby. Surprisingly, you will find more exotic animals people have seen in Walmart on this list.
No Shirt, No Sunscreen, No Problem
During the summer, many people enjoy catching some sun, and sometimes they forget to apply sunscreen. This girl might want to pick up some aloe while she is in Walmart because that is a severe looking sun burn.
She should also pick up some strong sunscreen for her future beach days. Your skin is important; try to protect it as best as you can.
Information We Didn’t Need
One must admit that this is a pretty crude t-shirt. Some people may find this t-shirt funny, but we’ll speak for the masses here when we call this type of humor unpleasant.
We would recommend wearing something that doesn’t share too much information.
Starting a New Clothing Trend
After looking at this picture, we started a Gofundme campaign to collect enough money that we could leave planet earth. We are just speechless. If this is the way that people dress nowadays, we’re not sure how to handle it.
This – we don’t know what to call it – is an odd look to say the least. We hope it’s at least comfortable.
Shop ‘til You Drop
Well, this man literally took the saying “shop ‘til you drop” too seriously. He is obviously really tired from his shopping trip and just wants to get some rest.
Sometimes a power nap is needed is regain the energy levels in the body, even if it means taking a nap in the middle of Walmart.
Emotional Support Animal
Here is another exotic animal that someone brought to the store. This lizard is clingy and didn’t want to be left at home while his owner went to the store.
He could be an emotional support lizard because these days, when every animal is a basically an emotional support animal.
Poor Parenting
We have seen some parents doing weird things with their kids at Walmart, but this one certainly tops the list. The fact alone that the mother is unbothered by her child putting a bag over their head is a little concerning.
It may seem like poor parenting to us, but who knows it may just be another day in her hectic life as a mother.
Multi Tasking
Taking time to unwind and put on a facemask is a great way to practice self-care. This girl was in the middle of her mask when she remembered she needed to grab a few things from the store.
When she realized she had to go to the store, she was so flustered that she forgot to take off her face mask. At least she is multi-tasking.
“I Love Meat!”
Some people work demanding hours and rarely find time to sleep. When they can find a place to lie down and close their eyes, it doesn’t matter if they are in the meat section at Walmart.
This woman was past the point of needing a nap and decided to make a bed on top of the steaks. She also used other packs of meat as a blanket to keep her… warm? We’re confused.
That Thing Looks Heavy
If their goal was a record for the longest and thickest dreadlocks, this man would probably win. That must be heavy to carry around.
We wonder what this man would look like without his giant dreadlock. It’s a commitment for sure!
Turtle Time
If you can bring pretty much any other animal into Walmart, why not bring your turtle. We didn’t know that they made leashes for turtles.
Turtles are known for being slow, so it might take a long time to walk it around the store. This person would be better off carrying the turtle.
“That’s $100 for the Baby”
We know that babies can sleep almost everywhere. This photo proves that babies don’t mind sleeping anywhere.
The mother had to shop for household items and the baby was exhausted. The baby looks cute sleeping on the conveyer belt.
Sneaker Sandals
When you grow out of an old pair of shoes, your first instinct might be to throw them away or donate them. Instead, you should think about redesigning them.
This person took a pair of old sneakers and made them into sandals. This look is unique, and you can say that you have a one-of-a-kind shoe.
The Sign Says It All
These days, it is important to be politically correct. Sometimes people make mistakes because they don’t know any better, but this person is here to tell you exactly how you should address them.
He identifies as a woman, and he is wearing a sign to show that because he wants people to call him by the correct pronouns. More power to them!
No Pants No Problem
To be fair, this is not the first or last time someone took off their pants in the middle of Walmart.
Looks like he wanted to try on the nightgown, but going to the dressing room was too much effort, so he changed in the middle of the store.
They See Me Rollin’
Putting your hair in rollers is a long process, and you have to leave them in for hours. Instead of sitting at home and waiting for your hair to have the perfect curl, why not go out and get some errands done while your hair sets?
This woman did not have the time to sit around and wait for her hair to be ready. She decided to go to Walmart and do some shopping to be productive while she waits.
Laundry Day?
When all your clothes are in the wash, so you have to borrow your wife’s dress to run to the grocery store. Although it is unexpected, he is working this look.
Even if it’s not laundry day, we support him and his authentic self. Who are we to judge?
Taking The Children To Walmart
Have you ever thought of your dogs like children? You have to bathe them, feed them, and make sure they go to the bathroom. This woman thinks of her dogs as her children and wouldn’t leave them at home while she went to Walmart.
They are better behaved than most human children. They aren’t screaming, and they are staying in the cart instead of running around the aisles touching everything.
A Man And His Ferret
From lizards to monkeys to puppies, we have seen some strange animals at Walmart, and now we have seen a ferret, too. This is one of the weirdest animals to bring to a store.
This man does not see anything wrong with bringing his ferret to the store. He is perfectly calm, and so is his pet.
“Can You Tell Me Where The Nail Clippers Are?”
We have so many questions for this woman. First of all, how would you grow your nails that long? Second, how long does it take to paint them?
Also, how does she do anything? Her nails would always be getting in the way, right?
Eye See You
Have you ever heard your mom say, “I have eyes in the back of my head.” This man took that literally and had an eye tattooed onto his head.
He wanted to keep an eye out for people that might sneak up behind him. We wonder if it worked!
Joker On The Loose
As you have seen, people wear unusual outfits to Walmart, and this is a prime example. We hope this was taken around Halloween time because that would be more logical.
However, the store doesn’t seem to have any Halloween decorations up, so we are going to assume this person just wanted to wear their joker outfit to the store for fun.
MJ Is That You?
It looks like Michael Jackson has risen from the dead to go for a shop at Walmart. Why would the King of Pop be shopping at Walmart of all places? Ok, so it is not Michael Jackson, but this could be his doppelganger.
Maybe this man is a Michael Jackson impersonator on the way back from a job. He does not look thrilled to be shopping at Walmart.
What Does The Fox Say?
“But there’s one thing that no one knows, what does that fox buy?” This guy must have been on his way to a Halloween party or else this would be really bizarre for him to be wearing a foxtail.
Everyone is entitled to their own style choices, but we have never seen someone sport a foxtail. Maybe it is the newest style and he is ahead of the trend.
Fashion Forward
Fashion is all about expressing yourself and showing off your personal style. This guy has a unique sense of style and he is ahead of the style curve.
We are not sure if he wore his shirt like this on purpose or he was trying out a new look, either way, it is interesting.
Easter Came Early
When it is almost Easter, and you want to get everyone in the spirit for the holiday, so you throw on everything that involves bunnies, eggs, and pastels.
He is the most festive man in this Walmart, and we wonder what his outfits look like for all the other holidays.
Paint With All The Colors Of The Wind
This guy must have been in the middle of creating a masterpiece when he realized he needed to go to Walmart. He didn’t have time to clean the paint off his face before he left the house.
He is one of the few people that realized that someone was taking his picture, and he does not look happy about it.
Captain America’s Part-Time Job
Captain America is a fantastic superhero. He was created to be the hero of America, but with any job, some days are slower than the others. He had to get a part-time job to fill his time.
When he isn’t fighting crime, you can find him at cash register number 5, working hard and ringing people up as quickly as possible.
Plunger Problems
What is this plunger trend? It seems to be catching on with the shoppers of Walmart. They just want to check the suction on the plungers before they buy them.
If they aren’t testing the plungers then this is a bizarre trend to go into a store and stick plungers to your body.
Who Wore It Better
When you go out in public and someone else is wearing the same thing as you. It can be awkward, and most people would avoid standing near someone in the same outfit.
Maybe they planned this and they are together, so it is normal for them to be dressed the same. Whatever the case may be, they are both rocking this camo look.
Dressing It Up
Planning a party can be intense, and sometimes people forget things that are on their list. It is helpful to have someone who can run to the store at the last minute to pick up anything you forgot.
We don’t know what kind of event this man is attending, but we do know that it should be a fun party based on his mismatched outfit.
Legs For Days
When you have a great body, it is something you want to show off. This guy has amazingly long legs and he wants the world to know just how fabulous they are.
While this might not be considered appropriate for a trip to Walmart, he gains some credit for walking around this large store in those high heels.
Style Swap
Have you ever wanted to swap styles with your husband? It looks like this couple switched outfits before going grocery shopping.
He must not know that leggings under jean shorts went out of style in 2010. His wife said, “honey, you can keep my clothes, they are so last decade.”
Love Is In The Air
This picture proves that cupid will go wherever he is needed to make people fall in love. This man must have wanted to spread the love in Walmart on Valentine’s Day.
His funny outfit is perfect to make people fall in love. Do you anyone got hit with his love arrows?
These Shorts Were Made For Wearing
The ’80s are making a comeback in full force, and this man is definitely feeling it. From his high waisted jorts to the sweatband, he screams ’80s fashion.
He might be preparing to film an ’80s workout video, which would explain the sweatband.
I’m Blue Dabba Dee Dabba Di
Everyone has their favorite color that they like to incorporate into their wardrobe whenever possible. It is easy to tell that this person loves the color blue.
From the wig down to the shoes, everything is blue. They even have a blue toy to go with the outfit. If that’s not dedication, we don’t know what is.
JoJo Siwa: Walmart Edition
Jojo Siwa is a social media personality who is known for her large bows that she always wears. This woman looks like Jojo in about thirty years.
Besides the large bow and tie-dye shirt, we are confused about why she has the hungry caterpillar attached to her leg.
Here Come The Bride
After your wedding, wouldn’t you be going on your honeymoon or to the reception? This couple made a stop after their vows to pick up a few things from Walmart.
It looks like they wanted to have their wedding photos printed immediately after they said, “I do.”
A Family Of Animals
What we have here looks like a family of critters posing for a family portrait at walmart.
No matter the reason behind this, they sure look cute in their little outfits!